jhonny@cash:~$ cat “food in cans”
cat: can’t open food in cans

jhonny@cash:~$ nice man woman
No manual entry for woman.

jhonny@cash:~$ “How would you rate Quayle’s incompetence?
Unmatched “.

jhonny@cash:~$ Unmatched “.
Unmatched “.

jhonny@cash:~$ [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].

jhonny@cash:~$ ^How did the sex change operation go?^
Modifier failed.

jhonny@cash:~$ If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many (’s.

jhonny@cash:~$ make love
Make: Don’t know how to make love. Stop.

jhonny@cash:~$ sleep with me
bad character

jhonny@cash:~$ got a light?
No match.

jhonny@cash:~$ man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.

jhonny@cash:~$ !:say, what is saccharine?
Bad substitute.

jhonny@cash:~$ %blow
%blow: No such job.

jhonny@cash:~$ \(-
(-: Command not found.

jhonny@cash:~$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!
jhonny@cash:~$ drink matter
matter: cannot create