Mon 16 Jul 2007
Curso de comandos en bash avanzado…
Enviado al blog por el pinche cash segun el bajo la categoria Jocosidades, Linux
Sin chismes (se el primer chismoso!)
jhonny@cash:~$ cat “food in cans”
cat: can’t open food in cans
jhonny@cash:~$ nice man woman
No manual entry for woman.
jhonny@cash:~$ “How would you rate Quayle’s incompetence?
Unmatched “.
jhonny@cash:~$ Unmatched “.
Unmatched “.
jhonny@cash:~$ [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].
jhonny@cash:~$ ^How did the sex change operation go?^
Modifier failed.
jhonny@cash:~$ If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many (’s.
jhonny@cash:~$ make love
Make: Don’t know how to make love. Stop.
jhonny@cash:~$ sleep with me
bad character
jhonny@cash:~$ got a light?
No match.
jhonny@cash:~$ man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.
jhonny@cash:~$ !:say, what is saccharine?
Bad substitute.
jhonny@cash:~$ %blow
%blow: No such job.
jhonny@cash:~$ \(-
(-: Command not found.
jhonny@cash:~$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!
jhonny@cash:~$ drink matter
matter: cannot create
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