Fri 18 Jan 2008
Frases celebres: (acerca de metallica)
Enviado al blog por el pinche cash segun el bajo la categoria Textos pirateados
Sin chismes (se el primer chismoso!)
“As dangerous as a Flamejob T-shirt bought at Wal-Mart.”
— Chris Pedersen
“What are they playing now, jazz?”
— Gregg Flynn
“Two words: Bob Fucking Rock!”
— Jason Glover (That’s three words, Jason.)
“If I go to hell, it will certainly include me listening to ‘Unforgiven 2,’ proof that Metallica believes that if something’s awful, do it twice.”
— June Whitaker
“Metallica’s full-length albums have gone from OK, to bad, to worse, to hideous, to WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS CRAP?!!!”
— Billy
“I was driving down the road and thought I had left my blinker on!”
— David Hedger (Regarding the drums on “St. Anger”)
“The fact that James Hetfield sings like his balls are being squeezed by Suge Knight does not help matters.”
— Ramiro Vasquez
“But now, to make money, they have to play with bands that your 12-year-old sister likes.”
— Matt Coffey
“After completion of The Black Album, I believe certain members of Metallica castrated themselves and grew vaginas.”
— Keith Gridley
And, finally, from the only entry that took Metallica’s side, while simultaneously taking issue with our “metal cred,” everybody’s favorite one-liner:
“May the restless spirit of Cliff Burton pimp slap the Chuck Taylors off of your pasty asses.”
— Thor Intrepid
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